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Post by PredatorSoulzz on Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:24 am

yeh my jokes are best XD
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Post by NY_loves_METV on Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:41 pm

its long but good
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Post by PredatorSoulzz on Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:19 pm

thats true XD
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Post by Michael1 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:01 am

lmao tht was gd
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Post by AngelFallz on Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:52 pm

Rofl nice XD.
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Post by Michael1 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:59 pm

Wait i got one

My wife runs the local Weight Watchers group and it's her job to weigh and measure the members.

She calls herself a 'Diet Progress Manager'...
...I call her a chubby checker.
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Post by NY_loves_METV on Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:35 pm

nice one michael
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Post by PredatorSoulzz on Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:41 pm

i did not understand that one, im not saying its is bad or good, its just my english isnt so good Razz
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Post by K-i-m-x on Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:45 pm

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
Cool I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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Post by NY_loves_METV on Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:37 pm

OMG
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNY
i crapped my pants
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Post by RENEGADE1323 on Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:11 pm

lmfao nice lol

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Post by K-i-m-x on Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:16 pm

Mine? The Chinese thing Smile
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Post by PredatorSoulzz on Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:29 am

lollllll Razz
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Post by NY_loves_METV on Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:04 pm

K-i-m-x wrote:Mine? The Chinese thing Smile
ya
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Post by PredatorSoulzz on Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:19 pm

it wus kinda funny Smile
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Post by PredatorSoulzz on Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:14 am

i got one now

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.

The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."

The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.

After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.

Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.

He told her to climb again and she did.

when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"
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Post by SWE_ChrMunt-132 on Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:05 am

LoL I GOT ONE "How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar.

"It was awful," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course.

"What did you do?" asked the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"


I NOW LoL
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Post by shadowknight85 on Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:46 am

PredatorSoulzz wrote:i got one now

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.

The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."

The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.

After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.

Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.

He told her to climb again and she did.

when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"
lol that is funny
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Post by Michael1 on Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:19 pm

lolpretty funny
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